I am emptiness incarnate, somewhere there's a gaping void
So my car crashed into a telephone pole and said:
"He must be destroyed!"
I made it out unscathed save for
My hope and my resolve
So blow into this tube and all your
Sins will be absolved
We'll schedule you a hot date with a judge -- no grudge!
And I'll just try and sleep until the
Change I need just comes to me
The problem isn't that I crashed my car,
The problem is that I solve problems at the bar.
"Destruction of evidence," I laugh, I've been trying that for years
Little Falls police station,
"Can you stay awake? We have a few more questions:
What tavern were you coming from?"
Fifth amendment rights
And they keep telling me how lucky I should feel but I can't feel my
Face it! You are just another fuck up. See you on the fucking bus